therealhamster:

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

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(via danielle712)

lurch6:

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

(Source: banwhitepeople, via perks-of-being-chinese)

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

(via theteenpauladeen)

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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(via parkingstrange)

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them
these-times-shall-pass:

click for relatable on your dash!
sometingreat:

YOU COULD GO TO FIVE OR SIX STORES, OR JUST ONE *strikes pose* (via)

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

~My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

(Source: lule-bell, via memphismayflower)

  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme