gayisthenewokay:

me on jennifer lawrence’s leaked nudes:

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(via stoleyogirl)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via fake-mermaid)

therealhamster:

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

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lurch6:

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

(Source: banwhitepeople, via perks-of-being-chinese)

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

(via theteenpauladeen)

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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(via parkingstrange)

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them
these-times-shall-pass:

click for relatable on your dash!